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"I Am Not MJ, But She Loves How I Beat It" | Unisex Cartoon Humor Graphic Tee

"I Am Not MJ, But She Loves How I Beat It" | Unisex Cartoon Humor Graphic Tee

Regular price $34.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.99 USD
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You don't need to moonwalk to make an impression.

Cut in a relaxed unisex fit — made for anyone bold enough to wear it. Featuring the legendary animated MJ — straight out of the classic Beat It music video — with a line that hits on two levels. Because real ones catch the double meaning immediately.

"I Am Not MJ. But She Loves How I Beat It."
She knows. You know. And now everybody in the room knows.

👕 PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Features the iconic animated/cartoon MJ graphic from the Beat It era
• Premium Comfort Colors blank — soft, heavy, and built to last
• Bold graphic print in crisp black or white text
• Available in multiple colorways with white print
• Relaxed fit — wear it out, wear it proud
• The kind of shirt that starts conversations you actually want to have
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Perfect for:
Game nights. Dates. Kickbacks. Anytime you want the room to do a double take.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6
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