"I Am Not MJ, But She Loves How I Beat It" | Unisex Cartoon Humor Graphic Tee
"I Am Not MJ, But She Loves How I Beat It" | Unisex Cartoon Humor Graphic Tee
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You don't need to moonwalk to make an impression.
Cut in a relaxed unisex fit — made for anyone bold enough to wear it. Featuring the legendary animated MJ — straight out of the classic Beat It music video — with a line that hits on two levels. Because real ones catch the double meaning immediately.
"I Am Not MJ. But She Loves How I Beat It."
She knows. You know. And now everybody in the room knows.
👕 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Features the iconic animated/cartoon MJ graphic from the Beat It era
• Premium Comfort Colors blank — soft, heavy, and built to last
• Bold graphic print in crisp black or white text
• Available in multiple colorways with white print
• Relaxed fit — wear it out, wear it proud
• The kind of shirt that starts conversations you actually want to have
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Perfect for:
Game nights. Dates. Kickbacks. Anytime you want the room to do a double take.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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